If Only It Was That Easy, Honey

I love Craig's List! Below is an actual ad. I kept all the spelling errors for your viewing pleasure.

"ACTRESS SEEKING SPONSOR" (LOS ANGLELES)

Former Beauty Queen and now Upcomming Starlet/Actress seeking male sponsor to sponsor marketing materials and emergency rent assistance. This is also a great way to write-off on Taxes. Please, Professionalizing is required. Submit photo by e-mail if available and contact info. and a brief description why you would make a good candidate. Additional information regarding sponsor and representation of Actress will be given upon reciept of your e-mail. I look forward to hear from you! Thank you!