The Sophisticate

Don't you love driving in expensive luxury cars? I know I do.

I also love receiving diamonds.

Don't I look totally respectable? I love this photo! I can't believe I look so fancy. That's a necklace my sister gave me, which, if you rub your teeth against the pearls, are grainy and therefore real! And if you rub your teeth against the dress, it's real too! Great bridesmaid dress choice, Sarah! I wore it again!