"The label you give yourself cannot impact external forces that are not motivated by your own psychology or influenced by a third party's pre-existing consciousness of you. We are all presented with reasons to struggle which come from completely external forces; to pretend that one is not struggling is either arrogance or an admission of defeat. To admit that one is struggling is a sign and a source of strength." - Evan A. Baker

Thursday, May 7, 2009

If Only It Was That Easy, Honey

I love Craig's List! Below is an actual ad. I kept all the spelling errors for your viewing pleasure.


Former Beauty Queen and now Upcomming Starlet/Actress seeking male sponsor to sponsor marketing materials and emergency rent assistance. This is also a great way to write-off on Taxes. Please, Professionalizing is required. Submit photo by e-mail if available and contact info. and a brief description why you would make a good candidate. Additional information regarding sponsor and representation of Actress will be given upon reciept of your e-mail. I look forward to hear from you! Thank you!


  1. hahahaha!!! I love professionalizing.

  2. "professionalizing"? What does that even mean? Or, what is it supposed to mean. OMG Webster probably just died some more.


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