Okay, really, I've got frizz that wants to be corkscrew curls. But you know what I really want? And there's no way to say this politely, so hopefully, I'm not offending anyone, but gosh darn it, everyone, in my next life,
I want to be a black girl.
Do you know what they can do with their hair?
They can braid it, straighten it, dread it, cornrow it, they can even shave their head! Seriously! You see a black woman with a shaved head and your first thought is, Wow. A real live African Queen! A woman who exudes so much sensuality and femininity and grace that she looks regal and stately with no hair!
If I shaved my head, everyone would think I was going through chemotherapy.
I am SO envious of big beautiful hair!
I want an afro! But if I do an Afro,
I don't look fun loving, free spirited, fierce and adorable.
Oh no. I look goofy. I look like Gilly.
So, I've decided. In my next life, I'm coming back as beautiful, adorable, sexy,
Have you seen the muppet video for "I Love My Hair?"
Have you heard Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair" song?
Then how bout this adorable mashup?