Just submitted myself for:
JANE VS. PREDATOR
18th Century Fox
19 years old in 1795, shy, retiring, and bookish, but with hidden resources of steely nerve and a disciplined will to live, she is a spinster (with three diverse suitors), a woman with a secret: she writes novels. When her home town of Bath is attacked and almost decimated by an alien hunter from the future, who is determined to decapitate Jane Austen and add her to his list of Great Writers in History (he's already got Charles Dickens, William Shakespeare, and Danielle Steel), Jane proves to be a tough, plucky heroine who knows how to go for the groin when she has to...LEAD; MUST BE WILLING TO WEAR A CORSET, BUT NOT FOR LONG. Prototype: A young Keira Knightley.
STORY LINE: Sexy spinster JANE AUSTEN learns she has to loosen her bodice and take up the musket if she's going to outfight a deadly alien. Jane's English common sense butts heads with the murderous sensibility of the Predator, and Jane realizes she'll have to use deadly persuasion in order to defeat the Predator's pride with extreme prejudice...