"The label you give yourself cannot impact external forces that are not motivated by your own psychology or influenced by a third party's pre-existing consciousness of you. We are all presented with reasons to struggle which come from completely external forces; to pretend that one is not struggling is either arrogance or an admission of defeat. To admit that one is struggling is a sign and a source of strength." - Evan A. Baker

Friday, March 12, 2010

Breakdown of the Year

Just submitted myself for:

Feature Film
18th Century Fox

19 years old in 1795, shy, retiring, and bookish, but with hidden resources of steely nerve and a disciplined will to live, she is a spinster (with three diverse suitors), a woman with a secret: she writes novels. When her home town of Bath is attacked and almost decimated by an alien hunter from the future, who is determined to decapitate Jane Austen and add her to his list of Great Writers in History (he's already got Charles Dickens, William Shakespeare, and Danielle Steel), Jane proves to be a tough, plucky heroine who knows how to go for the groin when she has to...LEAD; MUST BE WILLING TO WEAR A CORSET, BUT NOT FOR LONG. Prototype: A young Keira Knightley.

STORY LINE: Sexy spinster JANE AUSTEN learns she has to loosen her bodice and take up the musket if she's going to outfight a deadly alien. Jane's English common sense butts heads with the murderous sensibility of the Predator, and Jane realizes she'll have to use deadly persuasion in order to defeat the Predator's pride with extreme prejudice...


  1. haha, awesome. I'd love to see you up against the Predator.

  2. When you have time, it would be lovely if you could stop by my blog. Today you were nominated for the Creative Writer Blogger Award. Congratulations!

  3. Ha! Sounds great. I can totally see you doing this role.


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