"The label you give yourself cannot impact external forces that are not motivated by your own psychology or influenced by a third party's pre-existing consciousness of you. We are all presented with reasons to struggle which come from completely external forces; to pretend that one is not struggling is either arrogance or an admission of defeat. To admit that one is struggling is a sign and a source of strength." - Evan A. Baker

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Building That Good Ole Self-Esteem

I came up for this formula in college, when all of a sudden, the opposite sex seemed to be coming out of the woodwork like horny cockroaches.

Right now, AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE have crushes on you.

Not bad, right? Look, you sexy thing you, see those two guys over there? They like you! Yes! That one has a thing for redheads, and that one....also has a thing for redheads! And Betty Page! And with the right wig, you are her doppelganger!

Oh now lookeeyou. You got a little bounce in your step, don't you? A sparkle in your eye, don't you? A grin on your lips, don't you? Well! Bask in those naughty thoughts, because it's what those guys are doing. They're thinking about kissing you, about holding you. About - well, we gotta keep this blog G rated...

Don't you feel better?


  1. Haha! There's nothing like a little self talk. I'll have to try it and see if I can discover where those horny cockroaches have been hiding!


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