I came up for this formula in college, when all of a sudden, the opposite sex seemed to be coming out of the woodwork like horny cockroaches.
Right now, AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE have crushes on you.
Not bad, right? Look, you sexy thing you, see those two guys over there? They like you! Yes! That one has a thing for redheads, and that one....also has a thing for redheads! And Betty Page! And with the right wig, you are her doppelganger!
Oh now lookeeyou. You got a little bounce in your step, don't you? A sparkle in your eye, don't you? A grin on your lips, don't you? Well! Bask in those naughty thoughts, because it's what those guys are doing. They're thinking about kissing you, about holding you. About - well, we gotta keep this blog G rated...
Don't you feel better?