"The label you give yourself cannot impact external forces that are not motivated by your own psychology or influenced by a third party's pre-existing consciousness of you. We are all presented with reasons to struggle which come from completely external forces; to pretend that one is not struggling is either arrogance or an admission of defeat. To admit that one is struggling is a sign and a source of strength." - Evan A. Baker

Friday, March 6, 2009

Don't You Wish You Were a Struggling Actress?

Because then you could submit and audition for such wonderful roles as "Male Enhancement Spokeswoman"

[ SPOKESWOMAN ]
Caucasian female. Preferably Dark hair pale skin; 20-33 years old. She will be dressed in bra and panties and will need to look sexy/intelligent. The story is that the spokeswoman is in a bedroom dressed in Bra/Panties and she is promoting a new Male Sexual Enhancement Pill. There is no nudity. She is going to be talking directly to the camera about the Male Sexual Enhancement Pill. The spokeswoman needs to be intelligent and her attitude is both informing the male audience about the pill and egging them on, 'you know you want to try it.'

1 comment:

  1. Please tell me you're going to the audition for this.

    I saw a modeling gig for a spa in Santa Barbara. They were offering anal bleaching services and needed models to do the procedure and then have the results photographed. Thank you craigslist.

    ReplyDelete

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